Two Buttons Meme Generator
Two minutes before the deadline, the form asks whether you want to submit now or check it one more time. You have checked it four times. Your finger hovers. Sweat is a reasonable response.
It's 11pm and you could go to bed like a sensible adult, or watch one more episode and be a ruin tomorrow. The remote is in your hand. You already know which one you'll pick, and you still make a show of agonising over it.
The group chat suggests drinks on a Tuesday. Your sofa, your pyjamas and your last shred of dignity are all on one side. Your fear of being the one who didn't come is on the other.
The leftover curry has been in the fridge for four days. It smells fine. It looks fine. Your stomach, your wallet and your sense of self-preservation hold a brief and tense meeting.
Why it caught on: the picture is a panel from a comic by Jake Clark, whose name sits in the corner, showing a sweating man forced to choose between two red buttons. Posted on Tumblr and later reused with the button labels replaced, it became the standard way to show two bad or equally tempting options, and it spread because everyone has a choice they can't make.
Best Two Buttons posts
- come back to imgflip / dont come back cuz nobody cares
- Halloween / Christmas
- Shirtless bangchan / Changbin half shirt open
- Nokia / iPhone
- Intel i7 / Intel i3
- Trust the recipe's “20-minute prep time” / Chop one onion for 20 minutes
- Go to the Gym / Keep sleeping cuz you're gonna die anyway
- Games that I know and love and actually want to play / Every possible ROM available
- Go with my crush / Go with bro
- THE ACTUAL DOWNLOAD BUTTON / THE "DOWNLOAD" BUTTON THAT INSTALLS MALWARE
- Power Steering / Air Conditioning
- Buy the battle pass / Buy the crew even though my dumb ahh knows in the crew it has every pass
- Eat them
- Jump off a cliff for $1 which only crazy people do / Relax at home like a normal person in their free time for $100
- punish the kid who got punched / punish the puncher
- Blame the kids for watching ipad all day / Blame the Parents for raising them that way
- remove an nsfw video from youtube / ban a random user that didnt do anything wrong
- let us have fun / block everything fun and ruin everything
- touch grass / kill you homie
- girls / video games