Hide the Pain Harold (two panels) Meme Generator
"Your flight has been delayed." Fine. "By six hours." Fine. "Here's a voucher for one sandwich." The sandwich costs more than the voucher.
"We're moving to a new system on Monday, it's very intuitive." Monday arrives. Your password needs a symbol, a capital letter and a blood sample.
The group chat says "quick question". It is never quick, and it is never a question. It's a twelve-message plan for a weekend you already said you couldn't do.
The mechanic comes out wiping his hands and says "so...". Nothing good in the history of cars has started with "so".
Why it caught on: Arató's stock shoot gave the internet a pair of shots, one at the screen and one at us, and the gap between them is exactly how long it takes to decide to be fine about it.
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- I made a meme about Sprite… / …it only got 7 ups
- A BUM STOPPED ME AND ASKED FOR MONEY. I TOLD HIM I ONLY CARRY BIG BILLS. HE SAYS, "GIMME ONE OF THOSE." / SO I GAVE HIM MY ELECTRIC BILL.
- OH HEY I HAVE 24 HOURS TO LIVE / EMAIL WAS SENT YESTERSAY
- I'm just here posting stuff that I find funny , / if that offends you , I find that funny too
- I SURE WISH MY WIFE COULD LOOK DOWN FROM HEAVEN AND SEE ME NOW / BUT NOOOOOOOOOO, SHE INSISTS ON STAYING ALIVE
- I JUST FOUND MY WIFE'S GOOGLE HISTORY. / "HOW TO KILL YOUR HUSBAND" / "STEP ONE: POISON HIS COFFEE"
- I ACCIDENTALLY SWALLOWED A BUNCH OF SCRABBLE TILES. / MY NEXT TRIP TO THE BATHROOM COULD SPELL DISASTER.
- MY WIFE TOLD ME SHE WAS GOING TO LEAVE ME BECAUSE I KEEP PRETENDING I'M A TRANSFORMER / I SAID, "NO, WAIT! I CAN CHANGE!"
- I FARTED IN AN APPLE STORE TODAY AND EVERYBODY WAS PISSED / IT’S NOT MY FAULT THEY DON’T HAVE WINDOWS
- MY NEPHEW TOLD ME THAT WHEN HE GROWS UP HE WANTS TO BE JUST LIKE BATMAN / SO I KILLED HIS PARENTS
- When you text someone in the same room as you and wait for them to notice:
- MY DOCTOR ASKED IF ANYONE IN MY FAMILY WAS SUFFERING FROM MENTAL ILLNESS / I SAID “NO. WE ALL SEEM TO ENJOY IT."
- My wife says that she got fat because it runs in her family. / Nobody runs in her family.
- MY FATHER TAUGHT ME TO SWIM BY THROWING ME IN THE DEEP END OF THE POOL / GETTING OUT OF THE SACK WAS THE HARDEST PART
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- LEMME CHECK MY IMGFLIP MEMES..
- I POOP EVERYDAY AT 8AM / I WAKE UP AT 9
- I SUBMITTED A MEME AND IT'S BEEN FEATURED IN FUN. IT CURRENTLY HAS 736 VIEWS / AND 0 UPVOTES
- MOST PUNS MAKE ME FEEL NUMB / BUT MATH PUNS MAKE ME FEEL NUMBER
- MY WIFE JUST TEXTED ME / "WISH YOU WERE HERE" / WHILE SHE WAS WALKING THROUGH A CEMETERY