Doctor Harold Meme Generator
"How much do you drink in a week?" You halve it. He doubles it. You both know.
You read about your symptoms online before the appointment. You came in ready to discuss a tropical disease. It's a cold.
"This won't hurt a bit" is said by the one person in the room it won't hurt.
The appointment is in eleven weeks. The waiting room is still running forty minutes late.
Why it caught on: the stock photos of András Arató, a retired Hungarian electrical engineer, reached forums in 2011, where people named him Harold for the pain behind the smile. The same photographer also cast him as a doctor, and a doctor who smiles like that is a doctor about to give you news.
Best Doctor Harold posts
- MY PATIENT CAME DOWN WITH A SEVERE CASE OF DEPRESSION / IT STARTED THE DAY I WAS ASSIGNED TO THEIR ROOM
- PATIENT WAS UNSURE ABOUT HAVING CARDIOVASCULAR SURGERY / LATER WENT THROUGH A CHANGE OF HEART
- RECEIVED HIS MEDICAL DEGREE FROM / FACEBOOK MEDICAL ACADEMY
- I AM NOW A MEDIC IN THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANISATION / WHEN I APPLIED, I THOUGHT IT WAS FOR AN AUDITION FOR DOCTOR WHO
- HINDSIGHT IS 20/20 / SO TELL ME WHY YOU NEED READING GLASSES
- I'M AFRAID HE DIED AS A RESULT OF A DAD JOKE. / IT HAD A KILLER PUNCH LINE.
- MAGGIE = UNHEALTHY FOOD / BUT MAGGIE + LITTLE VEGE + EGG = HEALTHY FOOD