Handsome Squidward Meme Generator
The flat in the listing photos: bright, spacious, "close to amenities". The flat in real life: a wardrobe with a window, close to a kebab shop's extractor fan.
The burger on the menu board is three inches tall, glistening and heroic. The burger in the box has been sat on.
You at 9 in the morning, outfit planned, hair done, ready to conquer the day. You at 6 in the evening, seen sideways in the window of a bus.
Your plan for the weekend: a long run, the farmers' market, a novel by the window. The weekend: a crisp sandwich at 3 in the afternoon, still in pyjamas.
Why it caught on: in "The Two Faces of Squidward" (season 4) a door to the face leaves Squidward briefly, impossibly handsome, before he ends up his old self again. Side by side, the two faces became every promise next to what actually turned up.
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Best Handsome Squidward posts
- HOW YOU FEEL WHEN STAYING UP ALL NIGHT / HOW YOU FEEL IN THE MORNING AFTER WAKING UP
- How my mom sees me / How girls my age see me
- HOW YOU EXPECT THE SUMMER TO BE / HOW IT REALLY IS
- the smell of vanilla extract / the taste of vanilla extract
- MIRROR / CAMERA
- FAST FOOD WHEN IT'S SHOWN IN COMMERCIALS / FAST FOOD WHEN I ACTUALLY PICK SOME UP
- ME REMEMBERING 300+ MINECRAFT RECEPIES: / ME TRYING TO REMEMBER 3 EASY MATH FORMULAS
- DISNEY IN 2015 / DISNEY IN 2023
- MY VOICE IN MY HEAD / MY VOICE IN RECORDINGS
- YOU ON FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL / YOU ON THE 1ST MONTH OF SCHOOL
- HOW 2020 WAS PICTURED / HOW IT IS
- THE IDEA FOR THE MEME / THE MEME IT'S SELF
- MCDONALDS FOOD ON THE COMMERCIAL / MCDONALDS FOOD WHEN YOU GET IT
- DISNEY'S MOVIES / DISNEY'S TV SHOWS
- WHAT PEOPLE LOOK LIKE ON SOCIAL MEDIA / THEM IN REAL LIFE
- The picture in your head / The picture when you try to make it
- OWNING $20 AS A KID / OWNING $100 AS AN ADULT
- ME BEFORE SCHOOL / ME IN SCHOOL
- I GOT A NOTIFICATION ON IMGFLIP / IT WAS TELLING ME THAT MY MEME WAS FEATURED
- HOW MY MOM THINKS I LOOK IN MY SCHOOL PHOTO / HOW I THINK I LOOK IN MY SCHOOL PHOTO