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The alarm is set for 6am, you have an early train, and the next episode starts automatically in five seconds. You don't even reach for the remote. You reach for the crisps.

The doctor said cut down on salt. You nodded the whole way through the appointment, then bought a family-size bag of salt and vinegar at the station and ate it before the barrier.

You have £40 left until payday and a perfectly good jacket. You also have a sale email with the subject line "Last chance". It was not your last chance. It never is. You bought the jacket.

Why it caught on: an edited still of Elmo lunging past the healthy option spread on social media as the honest picture of every sensible choice you've ever walked right past.

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