Cookie Monster Meme Generator
"Would you like to accept all cookies?" The website asks every single time. You click yes without reading. You'd accept anything. You'd accept a contract for a timeshare.
Someone posts "leftover cake in the kitchen!" on the office chat at 3:04pm. At 3:06 there is a plate with crumbs on it and four people pretending they were just getting water.
You open the biscuits "for one with your tea". You make the tea. You look down. The packet is empty and the tea hasn't even brewed.
Why it caught on: Cookie Monster has been eating cookies, plates and the occasional table on Sesame Street since 1969, and every cookie banner on the internet turned him into the face of saying yes without thinking.
Best Cookie Monster posts
- me: *enters a new website* the web: / cookie?
- I NEED IT!
- ME AFTER BUYING A NEW LAPTOP
- YOU MEAN MY NAME WOULD BE BISCUIT MONSTER IF I WERE ENGLISH?!!!
- YOU’RE OFFERING ME A WORLD OF COOKIES FOR A FEW GIFTS? / WHAT BE CATCH?
- MY COMPUTER IS SLOW / DELETE THE COOKIES!! ARE YOU CRAZY!!
- FOR THE LAST TWO DAYS ME EAT NOTHING BUT COOKIES
- I ATE YOUR COOKIE / AND IT WAS DELICIOUS
- C IS FOR CORONA / NOW STAY AWAY FROM ME
- THE COOKIE MONSTER HACKED / MY ACCOUNT
- DELETE / ALL COOKIES ?
- DID SOMEONE SAY / FREE GLOVES?!
- MY COOKIE CRUNCHING GAVE BERT A HEADACHE
- GIMME SPOILERS!!!
- C IS FOR COOKIES / AND CLEANING
- THE FUN OF DATING IS / FIGURING WHO THE MONSTERS ARE
- HE TOLD ME IT WAS / MY COOKIE-OOKIE-OOK
- COOKIES AND LEMONADE? / DONATIONS WILL GO DIRECTLY TO LYDIA AND FAMILY, SO COME ON DOWN TO HOPE. 5:30 FRIDAY. PRAYER VIGIL AT 6.
- COOCHIE
- YOU WANT TO PUT THAT WHERE?