THATS MY SECRET / I BOTTLE MY EMOTIONS AND LET LOOSE AT HOME WHEN NO ONES AROUND
A That's My Secret, Cap post.
Your manager asks how you stay so calm when the system crashes. You aren't calm. You've been at a steady, low-level panic for years, and nothing can raise it further. Friends ask how you're always on time. You aren't organised. You're always anxious, so you leave 40 minutes early for everything. Your flatmate wonders how you can eat at any hour. Simple. You're always hungry. Even straight after eating. Especially then. Someone admires how you never complain about Mondays. You're always tired. Monday can't make it worse; it's just another day of it. **Why it caught on:** in The Avengers (2012) Bruce Banner reveals to Cap, mid-battle in New York, how he finally controls the Hulk - and the line's shape fits anyone's permanent state.